D-11 Chapter 3

I must mention we have 4 bases in America. One in San Francisco, one in Seattle, one in Austin and of course the one that I was at, Myrtle Beach.We were base 1, San Francisco is base 2, Seattle is base 3, and Austin is base 4. We were about 50% done with base 5 in Branson, Missouri, but that doesn’t matter. Altogether we have 1000 people with us, witch may not seem like much, but with 200 people to a lab, the number seems bigger suddenly. It is 200 because 50 people from each lab were working at Branson currently, but could be recalled quickly in case of emergency. By now, Sam was worldwide news. Sam was going toward his next target, and we were clustering to find a plan. We also talked with our other bases to come up with a plan. The 200 workers in Branson were coming and we were splitting up. I went with Steve, Kate, and Luke, the tech guy. He had the biggest job right now, finding were Sam was going, calling other bases, and doing other stuff with the other people good at deciphering, locating, and using technology. They had to do it now because before too long, the next day or so, Sam would have enough power to intercept and/or end all wireless communication worldwide. We had our watches by Sam, so we could still communicate well, and Luke had his special modified watch( even better than regular modified watches ) which I also had, along with some other people with special jobs( I am an alpha, alphas get special watches. Luke does tech, so he gets a special watch.) I do some tech, so does everyone, and I love technology, but I’m not great at it. We continued on with d-11. We would follow Sam, some people following close, some would be far off, some at possible destinations of Sam or one of his counterparts, some back at the lab working on all of what I have just mentioned. We were going to be inbetween far away from Sam and close.

Then we found out something else. Not all the ships were the same. 3, including ours, were trapezoidal, one was triangular. Remember the triangular Trimex with 3 trapezoidal sides?

Merry Christmas

So for Christmas this year I got a iPod touch 4G, super Mario 3D land, and mariokart 7. Plus about 1200 Legos.tell me if u want to FaceTime me or something. Comment your favs of this years presents!!!!šŸŽ„šŸŽ„šŸŽ„šŸŽ„šŸŽ„

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20111227-125030.jpg and merry Christmas to you too joshua!!!!!

My “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” parody

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII saw peter sneaking out of the Beeeeeeeeeeeeeedroom
Just to eat the cookies out for Santa.
It wasnt really a surprise
I saw the trickery in his eyes
when he put water instead of milk in the cup to drink and
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIsaw peter sneaking out of the beeeeeeeeeeeeeedroom
i scared the living crap out of hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
when i sneaked up on him
while he finishing
i said RAWR and clutched his shoulder’
he was mad at me and
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII saw peter sneaking out of the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedroom
now everyone is awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
so im hurrying back into my comfy beeeeeeeeed
and the saw peter with a cookie in his hand!

The end

lyrics to twelve pains of christmas

hi everybody, it’s the holidy season, so i thought i’d write the lyrics to twelve pains of christmas. but in the song, they say “sending christmas cards”, but then “oh i hate these christmas cards”. this is just the basics.

the first thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

is finding a christmas tree.

theĀ second thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

theĀ third thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

the fourth thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

sending christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree

the fith thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
sending christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

the sixthĀ thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

facing my inlaws,
FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
sending cristmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

theĀ seventh thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

salvation army,
facing my inlaws,
FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
sending christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

theĀ eigth thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

“i wanna transformer, for christmas”
salvation army,
facing my inlaws,
FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
sending christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree

theĀ ninth thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

finding parking spaces,
“daddy i wan some candwy”
salvation army,
facing my inlaws,
FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
sending christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

theĀ tenth thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

batteries not included,
finding parking spaces,
“i have da go do da bafwoom”
salvation army,
facing my inlaws,
FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
sending christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

theĀ eleventh thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

stail TV specials,
batteries not included,
finding parking spaces,
“buy me something”
salvation army,
facing my inlaws,
FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
sending christmas cards,
hangovers,
rigging up the lights,
and finding a christmas tree.

theĀ twelve thing at christmas that’s such a pain to me,

“singing christmas carols”
“stail TV specials”
“no parking”
“wwahhhhh”
“get a job, ya bumb”
“she’s a witch i hate ‘er”
FIVE, MONTHS OF BILLS!
“i’m not sending ’em this year, thats it”
“oh geez, look at this”
“fine, you’re so smart, YOU rig up the lights”
AND, FINDING A CHRISTMAS,TREE!

 

copyright to bob rivers

 

D-11 Chapter 2

Ok, hopefully this poll will work… and Im gonna try to get Felix to delete the below image.

Frank didnt really faint. Technically, no. He wasnt my best buddy, he was only a Delta. Anyway, it was still breaking news for our lab, and why had the Trimex lit up? Was it just a coincidence? Then we looked up and saw a micro scan or the Trimex on our screen and saw cells. Frank’s cells. But they weren’t his anymore, they were nanobots disguised and had his DNA imbedded in him. As we rushed him to the scanning room, we heard an alarm from Above going off, set off by our trusted above ground friend. He wants nothing to do with this, or I would tell you his name. While 2 people scanned Frank, the whole lab rushed to the aboveground and saw chaos. We knew what was coming next… and there he was. Sam.Ā Lots of people were spawled on the ground, and Sam… was in a huge trapezoid. A red trapezoid.

 

Meanwhile in the lab, it was reported to us abovegrounders Frank was technicallyĀ alive, but it was weird. He wasnt dead, but he wasnt alive. He was… preserved. We called this Deactivation. It was 2011, so our mission became known as D-11.

 

Aboveground, as I will say again, was practically in ruins. Many hotels had been demolished, but we heard from our assistant that a new hotel yet to be named opened and out came the Trapezoid, as peeople so far knew it. We estimated at least 50% of Myrtle Beach had been destroyed so far. Then the Trimex came smashing down, makeing a earthquake for anyone within a mile, it was so heavy and powerful. A few of us had ray guns, but they were mostly Deltas and were useless, as the Trapezoid had a deflector sheid. I should note, I’m saying some of this stuff as if I encounter this tuff every day. i do. it’s true. i TOLD you we have cool tech down there. Not to give aay my position, a lot of u hid in some wreckage and communicated through our watches(also designed by sam, although these were safe and modified by us), witch could be instant messengers, walkie talkies, pedometer, ray guns(a modified aspect. really, do you think he would be selling ray guns in public to show how dangerous he is?),a clock(duh), a flashlight, 3D computer and television, radio, and video game machine,and MP3 player,Ā and a lot of this was modified by us. there was no plane within a 100 mile radius, almost no people, and HUGE ditches where he had bulldozed the earth after ramming down.

 

It’s funny, i almost put a homing device on the ship. thenĀ i remembered the deflector sheild and ditches. But then we saw where heard from our buddies in Base 2: it’s not only there…